And, you know, people had a lot of opinions.
They had a lot of opinions on things.
Like, one thing people said was, oh, you know, Will Smith, Will Smith is emasculated.
He's mentally ill, all this *.
I was like, no, no, no.
That's unfair on Will's part.
That's not what applies to Will Smith in that situation.
Because really, really examine the situation.
Chris Rock gets slapped.
Then it's really tense in the crowd.
And so he says, oh, Will Smith just slapped the * out of me and won the crowd back.
Wasn't that just excellent improv?
That was excellent.
Excellent * improv.
And you would think Will would catch on.
But then Will does what?
He does the infamous keep my wife's name out of your * mouth.
And that's when I peeped it.
I said, Will Smith ain't mentally ill.
Will Smith's not emasculated.
Will Smith don't know how yes and works.
That's what the * Will Smith.
It's * up about.
All kinds of *.
Another thing people said that really, really rubbed me the wrong way.
Another thing people said that rubbed me the wrong way was,
oh, this is the biggest slap in the face at the Oscars.
I was like, okay, I get the headline.
But that's not true.
You want to know what the biggest slap in the face at the Oscars is?
The color purple going 0 for 12.
That was the biggest slap in the face at the Oscars.
It was so bad, they couldn't even win Best Makeup.
Could you believe it?
That *?
I'm going to tell y'all something.
There's parts of that movie where Whoopi Goldberg looks damn near fuckable, all right?
If you can make Whoopi Goldberg look fuckable, that's some great makeup.
They should have won that *.
They should have won.
It was really, really * up, man.
But y'all have been a great crowd.
So great.
Like I said, I lived in L.A.
I'm going to give you guys some inside information.
I'm going to give you guys some inside information.
But before we get to that, I see there's a lot of movies coming out.
A lot of superheroes.
Anybody here a superhero fan?
Make some noise.
Marvel, DC, all that *.
It seems like everybody's favorite hero.
Everybody's getting some great news about that favorite hero.
Because those are like the number one movies.
New Batman, number one movie in America.
New Spider-Man, number one movie in America.
And I got jealous.
Because I wanted to share some of that enthusiasm, all right?
I did.
I did.
Because recently, I got some great news about my favorite hero.
O.J. Simpson?
They let O.J. out of parole.
Did y'all know that?
The juice is loose, goddammit.
I love O.J.
I'll give him a *.
I love me some O.J., goddammit.
I love him.
But like I said, I'm going to give y'all some inside information.
Did you know at the end of this year, come December, O.J. is producing a seven-part series with Hulu?
Yes.
This is inside information from Johnny Garfield, y'all.
He's producing a seven-part series on Hulu, and it's called, let's just say I did it.
Man, college though.
College was interesting.
College was fun.
Life has taught me a lot.
Breakups have taught me a lot.
Breakups teach you a lot of *.
Like you'll get into * that you never thought you would get into.
Like I had a breakup so bad one time.
Man.
You had me searching up * like, what does a full moon on September 29th mean for a Libra?
I never thought I would be looking for answers that goddamn bad.