I ain't going to lie, I did a lot of * when I was in college.Ain't nothing to be ashamed of.I did a lot of *.I * so much, it was a shame, god damn it.Because you got so many women from all across the world.It's a shame.You know it's bad when your dick got more passport stamps than you.That's how bad it got.Got real bad.*, I did not discriminate.And is it me, or white women get way too comfortable when they start * black men?That's something I learned.I learned that.Like one white woman I was * had this kink.This is real weird kink.She said that when you're * me, and we start talking dirty to each other,don't say my name, but instead call me Sade.Sade.Sade.The African jazz singer from the 80s.She wanted me to call her that.And I know they're going to say what y'all going to say,but I had to get the pussy.I'm sorry, I had to get the pussy.I had to.I had to.And I was conflicted, because I was like, is this sexual blackface or some * like that?I was.But like I said, I had to go through with it, because then I started thinking.I really started thinking.If I get some good racist pussy, wouldn't that be the sweetest taboo?Some Sade fans out there still.Sade.But yeah, man, a lot of *, a whole lot of *.Breakups, relationships are tough.Anybody been in a relationship?Anybody in a relationship right now?How long?We got any people make it over a year?Anybody make some noise you made it over a year?Beautiful, beautiful.It's * beautiful, man.I had a recent breakup.It's tough.It's tough.This was like one of my first breakups in my adulthood with a black woman.All right?And I'll tell you this.It's nothing like being with a black woman.Therefore, it's nothing like losing a black woman, because nobody understands you likeyour own, you know, your queen and *.And it was tough, man.I turned into a goddamn incel.I couldn't * with.I couldn't * with nobody.God damn, that * had me down.It was so bad that if Angela Bassett hit me up, I would have been like, hey, man, I'ma pass and *.She could have been like.Come get this Golden Globe, pussy.I had to be like, no, I'll wait till you get the Oscar.I'm sorry.I'll wait.I'll * wait.Speaking of the Oscars, I know a lot of motherfuckers was wondering what I was going to say aboutit.The Chris Rock and Will Smith *.I know y'all had y'all opinions about that.I got my opinions, too.All right?I got.We're going to talk about it.We're going to * talk about it.First of all, any old school Brooklyn folks in the house?Anybody here from old school Brooklyn?Back in the day, 80s and *?Make some noise.* all y'all.All right?Y'all went out sad that night.All right?It was too much Brooklyn in the house for that * to go down.All right?Too * much.First of all, you had Spike Lee, Jay-Z, Rosie Perez, and nobody helped out poor little Chris.* y'all.All right?*.*.*.*.*.*.*.I said y'all part of Brooklyn was do or die.* that *.Yeah, man.Let me down.I was mad.I'm telling you.I was really * off.I was really * off.I was so * off, man.I was like, man, why Rosie Perez ain't do nothing?All right?Rosie, you could have took one for the team.You could have headbutted Jada through a shoe or something.God damn it.It ain't like you would have * been invited to the Oscars again.So a band wouldn't have hurt you no kind of way.All right?A band would not have hurt.I was mad.I'm telling you.I was so mad.I haven't watched a Spike Lee movie since.I haven't.Boycott Sal's?No, motherfucker.Boycott Spike's.That's what the * we boycotting.I was * off.And the one that hurt me the deepest, my favorite rapper Jay-Z.He went out sad.Mr. Drug Diller.Mr. Marcy Projects.Ain't go up there and * swing, throw a fist, nothing.I was so mad.I tell you, I was so mad.I went home.And I watched that Salon.I watched that Salon's video until I felt better.That * got 200,000 extra views that night because of me, god damn it.That was me.