2016, uh, I've had a weird year so far.
Uh, I'm sure you guys have too.
I think we've shared the same weird year.
Uh, super * up.
Biff from *, uh, Back to the Future 2
is gonna be our president.
Super * up. Metallica's good again.
Things are...
Things are wonky.
Things are crazy.
And it's super murdery this year, 2016.
Oh, my God, it's murdery.
It's killing all my favorite old rock stars.
I was a big Bowie guy as a kid.
I still, uh, * had... Bowie made me sad.
And Lemmy dude, big Lemmy dude, of course.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Although, technically, Lemmy should have been dead
like 12 years ago.
Stayed alive on meth and whiskey, uh...
That's what the doctors told him.
It's super murdery.
Like, I went to Aerosmith recently,
and I couldn't enjoy it.
I was just worried about Steven Tyler
the entire * time.
It's touch and go for Steven Tyler.
It wasn't fun.
Plus, that dude looks like one of my mom's friends now.
Like...
He's got all these jangly bracelets that he...
got at Brighton at the mall.
This is my mom's ladies, the lunch group.
I'm a wrestling fan.
Any wrestling fans?
By the way, I should point out,
that was a pretty tepid response.
The rest of you, * you
in whatever fake sport you like.
Uh...
Basketball's rigged, too. Suck it.
Uh...
I love wrestling.
I've liked wrestling since I was a young lad.
Uh, I like to watch dudes my size...
take their shirts off.
And * around with other dudes my size.
That's what I like.
And we lost some key guys last year.
In 2015, we lost some Hall of Famers.
We lost one of my all-time faves.
We lost Rowdy Roddy Piper.
* yeah.
We lost Dusty Rhodes in 2015.
Huge bummer.
We lost Hulk Hogan...
to racism.
Yep.
Can't like that fucker anymore.
He's racist.