You say either and I say either. You say neither and I say neither. Either-either, neither-neither, let's call the whole thing off. You like potato and I like potato. You like tomato and I like tomato. Potato-potato, tomato-tomato, let's call the whole thing off. But oh, if we call the whole thing off, then we must part. And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart. So if you like pajamas and I like pajamas, I'll wear pajamas and give up pajamas. For we know we need each other so we better call the calling off off. Let's call the whole thing off. Let's call the whole thing off. You say laughter and I say laughter. You say after and I say after. You say never and I say never after. You say laughter and I say laughter. You say after and I say after. Laughter, laughter, after, after. Let's call the whole thing off. You like vanilla and I like vanilla. You sass forever and I sass forever. Vanilla, vanilla, chocolate, strawberry. Let's call the whole thing off. But oh, if we call the whole thing off then we must part. And oh, if we ever part then that might break my heart. So if you go for oysters and I go for oysters. I'll order oysters and count celestias. For we know we need each other so we better call the calling off. Let's call the whole thing off.