A fine romance with no kisses, a fine romance, my friend this is, we should be like a couplefull of hot tomatoes, but you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes, a fine romance, you won't necessarily, a fine romance, you won't wrestle, I might as well play bridge with my old maidens, I haven't got a chance,this is a fine romance.A fine romance.A fine romance.My good friend.Hello, a fine romance, I'll take Jell-O, you're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean, at least they flap their fins to express emotion, a fine romance, with no quarrels, with no insults,a fine romance.All my rules, I've never must the crease in your blue search pants, I never get the chance, this is a fine romance, a fine romance, with no kisses, a fine romance, my friend, this is, we too should be like clams in a dish of chalice,But we just fizz like parts of a sideless powderA fine romance with no clinchesA fine romance with no pinchesYou're just as hard to learn as the ill differenceI haven't got a chanceThis is a fine romance