Kid Rock was in the news last year.
Speaking of shitty bands.
Kid Rock was in the news last year,
said a dude in 1999.
He was in the news last year.
I heard this interview with him.
And I don't hate Kid Rock.
I just don't love that music.
But, you know, he seemed like a nice enough guy
until I heard this.
And he was saying a thing that I've heard
other old guys talk about,
because Kid Rock, by the way, is an older gentleman.
He's old man rock, like me now.
He's getting up there.
And Kid Rock was talking on the radio
about politically correct culture.
He was talking about how PC people have gotten.
And that's a thing I've heard other old dudes complain about.
I'm not going to be that dude that complains about that *.
Because, you know, I hated * culture before.
Like, you know, I always hated pop culture
and other people, you know what I mean?
Like, never liked what other people...
people are listening to or cared about or anything.
So that's never bothered me.
But this year, I heard other old guys talk about it.
I heard Chris Rock, no relation, and...
God bless you, Portland.
Thank you.
And Jerry Seinfeld, they were both complaining
that they don't like to play colleges anymore
because kids have gotten too PC.
At the college level, it's too PC.
And they can't play colleges.
A couple of billionaires can't play colleges anymore.
And Kid Rock was mad specifically about two words.
He was saying that he can't say faggot or retard anymore.
Wah.
Kid Rock can't say his favorite words, you guys.
I think he should just change his name to retarded faggot.
Thank you.
I'm pretty sure we'd all be cool with it.
Even gay and developmentally disabled people,
we'd be like, I guess, I don't care.
Why is he doing that?
Kid Rock? Okay, whatever.
And he'd have to commit to it.
He'd have to change that one song with his new name.
He'd have to be like, my name is now...
retarded faggot.
I'm sure he'd start phoning in after the second or third time.
Because Kid Rock is bad at ideas.
Because when I heard that, I agreed with him.
For half a second, I was like, you know what, man?
We should be able to say any words we want.
And then I went, dude, don't ever agree with Kid Rock.
What is wrong with you?