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Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh). But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh). My life is filled with such regret. A bad mistake I can't forget. And now I'll n
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SONG White & Nerdy (Parody Of "Ridin'" By Chamillionaire Featuring Krayzie Bone) - Weird Al Yankovic. They see me mowin'. My front lawn. I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy. Think
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Bài hát Whatever You Like (Parody Of "Whatever You Like" By T. I. ) - Weird Al Yankovic. Hey girl You know, our economy’s in the toilet. But I’m still gonna treat you right. I said you can have
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Your butt is wide, well mine is too. Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you. The word is out, better treat me right. 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite. Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all rig
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I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. I'm just an intern. I still make a mistake or two I was last in my class. Barely passed at the institute. Now I'm trying to avoid,
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Bài hát Word Crimes - Weird Al Yankovic. Everybody shut up, woo!. Everyone listen up!. Hey, hey, hey, uh. Hey, hey, hey. If you can't write in the proper way. If you don't know how to conjugate
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Hey Lucy, I'm home. Oh Ricky, you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind. Hey Ricky, hey Ricky Oh Lucy, you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind. Hey Lucy, hey Lucy Oh Ricky, you're
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Mum mum mum mah. Mum mum mum muh. Oh whoa oh oh oh. Can't read my, can't read my. No, he can't read-a my polka face. (She's got to love nobody). Can't read my, can't read my. No he can't read-a
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Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year. We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer.
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I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes. And before long, they were cloning DNA. Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors. Well, believe me this has been one lousy day Jura
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Intro. Yeah. . Verse 1. A used pink bathrobe. A rare mint snowglobe. A Smurf TV tray. I bought on eBay. . Verse 2. My house. is filled with this *. Shows up in bubble wrap. Most every day
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I know that you. Don't know me very well. We've barely met. But I can surely tell. No one will ever. Love you like I do. . I like to feel. The warm spot on your chair. Sometimes I drool. And
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Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge. To break international copyright law. By downloading mp3s from file-sharing sites. Like Morpheus or Grokster or Limewire or KaZaA. But deep in your he
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I eat filet mignon seven times a day. My bathtub's filled with Perrier. What can I say?. This is the life I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood. I hire somebody to chew my food. I'm an upwardly
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Inhale. Beautiful tats. All over my back. Makes me so proud. I'm gonna shout it out loud. I got another tattoo baby. Yeah another tatto baby. (A-noth-noth-nother tattoo). (Noth noth nother tat
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Verse 1. As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain. I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain. But that's just perfect for an Amish like me. You know, I shun fancy things l
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Your butt is wide, well mine is too. Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you. The word is out, better treat me right. 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite. Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all rig
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Bài hát Handy - Weird Al Yankovic. Verse 1. First things first, I'm a craftsman (craftsman). Remodelling is my only passion (it's my passion). And I'm the greatest in the business. Want referrals, yo
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Bài hát Foil - Weird Al Yankovic. I never seem to finish all my food. So I always gets doggy bag from the waiter. So I just keep what's still unchewed. And I take it home, save it for later. But then
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Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please. Really wanna give you a warning. 'Cause I found out this morning. About a dangerous, insidious computer virus. If you should get an email wi
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Melanie. What can the problem be?. Sweet Melanie. Why won't you go out with me? She lived across the street. On the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore Building. I saw her in the shower reaching for s
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Don't want to be a Canadian Idiot. Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut. And do I look lik
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My mama told me when I was hatched. Act like a superstar. Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress. And someday you will go far. Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss. The press follows every
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Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge. To break international copyright law. By downloading mp3s from file-sharing sites. Like Morpheus or Grokster or Limewire or KaZaA. But deep in your he
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Watch this. . These are my confessions. Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up with more secrets to tell you today. These are my confessions. Slip my mind the last two times. Silly
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I don't have a library card. But do you mind if I check you out?. I like your skeletal structure, baby. You're an Ectomorph, no doubt Your face is real symmetrical. And your nostrils are so nice.
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I starred in every high school play. Blew every drama teacher away. I graduated first in my class at Juilliard. Took every acting workshop I could. And I dreamed of Hollywood. While I read my Uta
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