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Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent, well no. These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows. Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad. Can't wait to wreck a Fe
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I opened my eyes, look at the clock. It says eight fifteen. Stumble out of bed, fumble down the hall. Still half asleep Opened up a window, opened up the paper. And put some coffee on. *** two cu
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Well, I'll never forget the first time that I heard. That pretty mouth say that dirty word. And I can't even remember now what she backed my truck into. But she covered her mouth and her face got r
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I filled up two shopping carts late last night. One was full of fishing gear, the other Miller Lite. The checkout lady laughed and said you think you've got enough?. And I said yeah, you're probabl
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They've read the scripture, they've passed the plate. And we're both prayin', he don't preach late. But he's gettin' "Amens", and that's just our luck. Yeah, it's eighty-five degrees outside and he
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Somebody's gotta scratch your back. The places you can't reach. Say something that'll make you laugh. That's exactly what you need. And I hope that's me, I hope that's me Somebody's gonna get dres
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There's an old Kodak camera in my dresser drawer. I ran across it just this afternoon. And I realized that I don't ever use it anymore. In fact last time I did I think it was with you When we were
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I went to see Father of the Bride. with a girl back home. we broke up before the sequal,. so I went to that one all alone. I wondered who I'd wind up with,. and what would our kids look like. We
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She says not to buy her flowers. Or big expensive gifts. She says she don't want jewelry. And she doesn't need another dress If I want to show her how much I adore her. The best way that I've foun
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When your wheelhouse is the land of cotton,. The first time you leave it can be strange, it can be shocking Not everybody drives a truck, not everybody drinks sweet tea. Not everybody owns a gun, we
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Every time you take a sip. In this smoky atmosphere. You press that bottle to your lips. And I wish I was your beer. In the small there of your back. Your jeans are playing peekaboo. I'd like to
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Every day I clock out. And head straight to her house. We cuddle up on the couch. But it always ends the same ole way. I'm drivin' home and it's incredibly late. Something's got to change, 'cause. I'v
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Goodness gracious Kentucky jelly
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A baby's born in the middle of the night in a local delivery room. They *** his feet smack him till cries, he goes home the next afternoon. Before you know that he's off to school and he graduates i
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Sleepin' on the foldout. Thanks to me and my big mouth. Why did I do what I did. I should have known better than to lie. But it's too late and so tonight I'm. Sleepin' on the foldout sofa-bed She
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Hollywood never fails. To make a sequel. For each and every movie. That does well Why can't love be more like that?. Where the best ones get a second chance. And that way though you're gone. It
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I remember sayin' I don't care either way. Just as long as he or she is healthy I'm okay. Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen. And said "Ya see that thing right there, well you know
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