Guys, you ever been in bed with your woman and you're both talking dirty and you go too far? Say some *** that gets you kicked out of bed. And the woman's like, *** me, *** me, harder, harder, *** me, *** me, *** me, *** me, *** me, spank me, daddy, *** me, *** me. Alright, you little hoe. Who you callin' hoe? Then you gotta talk your way back into bed? Hey, I ain't bein' hoe in a bad way. I'm as a compliment. Now I ain't no expert, but if you're gonna talk dirty to your woman, you got to talk with authority. You can get a woman to do any nasty little thing you want. You say *** like a man, you make a little eye contact, you pull a bass in your voice, she will do that ***. She's like, come here, come here, come here, she will do that ***in' ***. You say that *** right, she will do that ***. Your woman is nastier than you ever imagined. She gotta come correct. Anything you mumble ain't gettin' done. You can't be in bed all unsure like, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. I have a request. I was wondering, I mean, if you're not too busy, could you ***? I ain't licking none. Lick your own balls. See, if you'd have said it right, you'd have been in there. Now you got dry balls. That's how life works out. Confidence always wins. Always prevails. If you want some head, you gotta come correct too. It's 99, some women still don't give a head. 90 ***in' 9. Damn near the Jetsons out here. Some women still don't give a head. Whenever I meet a girl that doesn't give a head, I look at them like a damn Betamax. Like, they still make you? When it comes to head, there's three types of women. Three types of women that comes to head. A, women that don't give a head, get out, please. You're not wanted here. B, women that give you just enough head to shut you up. You okay? Then C, my favorite woman. The woman that like nothing better than a suck a dick. God bless y'all. You make the world go round. You're making a better place to live. That's right. I want you to *** like you think there are antidotes in that mother***er. Like you're trying to get some robotussin' out there. Get that tussin', baby. Get that tussin'. Some guys don't eat pussy. 99. 99, boy, you better eat some. If you don't eat no pussy, you'll lose your woman like a set of keys. Yeah, a minute ago, I got out the car. I'm the one time, I sucked on this girl's pussy so long, I got a hangover. Cops gave me a breathalyzer. I'm still on probation. I don't know, man. Got to talk, man. Every relationship, you get to that point where you just stop talking. You know that point. Hey, what's up? What's up? You just come home, nod. Hey, what's up? Yeah, what's up? Yo, what's up? Yeah, what's up? No words. Yeah, okay. Just gruntin' and ***. Stop talking, man. You know why you stop talking? Because at some point in every relationship, you have heard everything this person has to say, and it makes you sick to your stomach. You know what they're going to say before it even comes out their mouth, and it makes you ***ing want to kill them. You're like, remember that time? Yeah, I remember that time. Did I ever tell you about that time? Yeah, you told me about the ***ing time. Stop telling me the same *** over and over again. Why don't you go out and get kidnapped, have some new *** happen to you? I can't believe my life is so ***ing predictable. That's right. Fellas, you got to talk. You got to talk. That's a woman's biggest complaint. You don't talk. You don't want me to talk. You don't talk. Can we talk? Can we talk? You don't talk. Women love, women want you to talk. But women don't want you to talk, talk. Women just want you to listen, listen. That's right. That's right, man. All a woman really wants you to do is ask her the correct questions that will allow her to run her ***ing mouth. You set her up, she'll knock him down. Fellas, you want your woman to be happy? All you got to say is, hey, how was your day? All you got to say was, how was your day? You know why? Because how was your day is a 45-minute conversation to a woman. And as a man, you don't really got to talk. You got to just act like you're talking. Uh-huh. Get out of here. Go. I don't believe it. Really? I'll tell you that, bitch crazy. You got to throw in, I'll tell you that, bitch crazy. You know why? Because every woman got another woman at her job that she can't stay. And women blow everything out of proportion. Y'all always turn it into some dynasty *** like, she's trying to destroy me. The *** you talking about destroy? You wrap up bags at JCPenney's. What do you mean destroy? What, she ripping up your paper? Calm down. My God, man. That's right, fellas, you need to learn to talk. Women, exact opposite. Y'all got to learn when not to talk. You ever notice how no man comes home straight from work? No man comes home straight from work. Man get off work, he got to go somewhere. He got to drink something. He got to smoke something. He got to watch the game. He got to do something that will mentally prepare him for all the talking he gonna get when he get home. Women, it ain't that you talk too much. You just talk too much soon as we get in the ***ing door. Let a man get situated. We don't need to hear everything right away. Soon as you take one step in, you ain't gonna believe it. Hey, let me get my other foot in the ***ing door.