but thankfully I made it out that life, you know, I was able to get out with no record,
no tears in my mother's eyes, none of that *, but I escaped that life at least criminally.
The police and the law is still on my ass civilly. Would you believe this *?
I'm gonna let y'all in on something. I recently got served with a subpoena. Yes, I done checked
that * off the adult bucket list. I got served with a subpoena. Some of you motherfuckers got
served with a subpoena too. Don't act like it's just me. And is it me or the people who serve you
with subpoenas? Look like a motherfucker who should be served with a subpoena?
Dumb as some of the sketchiest people on this goddamn earth and they get the privilege of
coming to your front door. Like what the hell is a Jehovah's Witness when you need them and *?
Tough, man. Tough. But like I said, it's because I came down to hard times. I'm not too much of a
man to say that. I came down to hard times.
Went out to LA. You know, that was fun. But it was rough at times. You know, I got a job at Home
Depot and I had this co-worker named Armando. Armando was cool, man. Armando was dope. Armando
saw that I was struggling and what he did was he put me on his side jobs, man. Could you believe
that? The love that Armando had for me. He would take me on his side jobs and make extra money
installing windows, paying houses and *. But you know life is * up. You know life is *
up when a Mexican hide your ass from Home Depot.
I'm telling you, man. * was tough. * was tough. We're in Brooklyn. Is Brooklyn in the house?
Make some noise, Brooklyn. All right. We're in New York City. God damn it. I'm loving. I'm loving
energy. Any Latinos? Make some noise. Any Latinos in the house? Don't be scared. Make some noise,
Latinos. I knew y'all was in this motherfucker. Don't worry. Don't worry. I don't work for them
people. You good. You good. I don't...
You straight. You straight. * you see I got my water without ice all right?
I am an ally. I am an...
I am an ally.
But yeah, honestly though honestly though I've been I've been walking around
the Latino neighbors in Brooklyn and is it me
or it look very 1492 around this motherfucker and * like
goddamned. The conquistadors done struck again. They done took the * land
right back. Fuckin' fool me, one shame on me.
No, * that.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, they're going to put spinach, artichoke dip in the beans and rice.
God damn it.
It's tough.
It's tough, man.
I'm telling you, man, because it's hard.
It's hard to see that *.
Like, is it Bushwick or George W. Bushwick?
I'm real confused, man.
I'm tired.
I am tired of seeing Becky and Ty jog up my * street early in the morning.
It rubs me the wrong way.
It really rubs me the wrong way.
I'm telling you, I miss Latinos in my neighborhood so much.
That I also miss the internalized colorism.
I'm keeping it real.
I miss that *, too.
Because * went from I know black to can I see a manager too damn quick for me.
I don't like, I do not like that * right there, man.
All's I'm saying is, I'd much rather see a group of Dominicans on a corner screaming kale okay
than to see a group of white people outside of a Whole Foods eating kale, okay?
Okay?
Okay?