Any place where bread pots playin' on the jukeboxWalk onIf the beer garden's fullAnd everyone's on the poolThen walk onAll the ale is craftAnd the gin arrived by raftThen walk onSteel shutters, steel shuttersDown on the posh side of townThen walk onIf it's pointless on TVAnd the barber's half asleepThen slow downIf it's dominoes and dotsRocks don't blame copsThen slow downSo walk on with hope in your heartYou'll find yourself a much better placeOr slow down and pop in for oneIn a bar where no one knows your faceWalk on, slow downWalk on, slow downWalk on, slow downWalk on, slow downWalk on, slow downWalk on, slow downWalk on, slow downPlease please kill meThe Beatles are on TVWalk onIt's wild and wild spot's newsWatch your mouth I've got a snakeThen make up your excuseAnd walk onBe a chap for Brian and JeffThough all it's a sudden deathThen walk onAnd the people stood aboveTalking makes a carThen walk onBut if a slightly tasteless jokeComes out from a pile of smokeThen slow downThey did cause not changing yearsOur last daughters met with tearsThen slow downSo walk on with hope in your heartYou'll find yourself a much better placeThen walk onOr slow down and pop in for oneIn a bar where no one even knows your faceWalk on, slow downWalk on, slow downWalk on, slow downWalk on, slow downWalk on, slow downIf the toilets smell okayAnd they're serving food all dayWalk onIf there's Porsches parked outsideLet Jesus be your guideWalk onWalk on, slow down