Well, a good friend of mine was a joiner And he built me the sturdiest chairAnd he sold me a rope, the way that we'd cope Between me and a good foot of airBut apparently the country we live in Is comfortable selling you junkThe rope, it went slack, the chair, it collapsed And gradually my poor heart, it sunkI couldn't get dead in an earthquake I couldn't get dead in a stormAmbulantrum flood in my neighborhood Had surfaced, thoughHappy and warm I couldn't get dead in a tornadoI couldn't get dead in a ditch Lifetime is on and the chance has begunAnd you realize death's just a bitchWell, I filled up the back with hot water And plugged myself into the gridIn a carpet yet high, reached for bye-bye Where neighbors and friends hadn't hidBye-bye, I jumped into water A deadly mixture, that's trueBut just like my luck, mine is strike-struck And power cut followed that, tooI couldn't get dead in an earthquakeI couldn't get dead in a stormAmbulantrum flood in my neighborhood Had surfaced, thoughHappy and warm I couldn't get dead in a tornadoI couldn't get dead in a ditch Lifetime is on and the chance has begunAnd you realize death's just a bitchWell, it's mental health week on the radio Mental health month on TVThe camp and the bunch Are talking so muchThat nobody's noticing meThe truth is I lost me, dear partner And solemnly made me this pledgeTo climb in your tower, the sky's graying down on meAnd fly in the Einean'er's landI couldn't get dead in an earthquake I couldn't get dead in a stormAmbulantrum flood in my neighborhood Had surfaced, thoughHappy and warm I couldn't get dead in a tornadoI couldn't get dead in a ditch Lifetime is on and the chance has begunLife struggles on when the chance is big goneAnd your real life is just a bitch