Well I'm Not Too Superstitious
But I Knock On Wood A Lot
Praying I'll Make Up Tomorrow
Get The Guts To Tell You Off
But I Know I'll Never Get There
You Could Scream You Wish Me Dead!
But I'll Crawl Back To You Tomorrow
Why The Hell Can't I Get Mad?!

Someday Won't This Be Funny? Well
I Want It Funny Now
And I Wanna Laugh So Loud
Someday Won't This Be Long Ago?!
I Wanna Feel That Now!
Sorry if I can't see how...

IM SCREWED
BUT HEY WHAT CAN U DO?!
IM A TOUCHY FEELY FOOL
I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING
TO NOT GIVE A *** ABOUT U
LIFE IS PRETTY CRUEL
FOR A TOUCHY FEELY FOOL
I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING
TO NOT GIVE A ***
BUT I DO!!!

I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO NOT GIVE A ***
Well I'm Not Too Claustrophobic
But I Lose My Breath Sometimes
Now I Can't Even Talk To Ya
Now You're Lawyers
Talk To Mine
Could You Teach Me To Be Ruthless?
Could I Be Unfeeling Too?
Maybe Someday When I'm Older
ILL BE BETTER OFF LIKE U!

IM BETTER OFF A STICK
IM BETTER OF A STONE
IM BETTER OFF A JERK
IM BETTER OFF ALONE
IM BAD AT NOT FEELING STRESSED
IM FEELING BLISS
I WON'T FEEL MUCH
AT LEAST I WON'T BE FEELING THIS!

IM SCREWED
BUT HEY WHAT CAN U DO?!
I'M A TOUCHY FEELY FOOL!
I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING
TO NOT GIVE A *** ABOUT U
LIFE IS PRETTY CRUEL
FOR A TOUCHY FEELY FOOL!
I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO NOT GIVE A ***
BUT I DO

I DOOO
I DOOO
I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO NOT
GIVE A ***
But Someday Won't This Be Funny? Well
I Want It Funny Now
Man I Wanna Laugh So Loud
Someday Won't This Be Long Ago?
I Wanna Feel That Now
Sorry if I can't see how...
Someday...
Someday...
Somedayyyyyyyyy...