WellI'm not too superstitious,but I knock on wood a lotPrayin' I'll wake up tomorrow,and get the guts to tell you offBut I know I'll never get there,you could scream you wish me deadBut I'll crawl back to you tomorrowWhy the hell can't I get mad?Someday won't this be funny?Well,I want it funny now Yeah,yeah, yeah And I wanna laugh so loudSomeday won't this be long ago?I wanna feel that now Yeah, yeah, yeahSorry if I can't see howI'm screwed,but hey what can you do?I'm a touchy feely foolI would give anything to not give a sh** about youLife is pretty cruel,or a touchy feely foolI would give anything to not give a sh**, but I doWell I'm not too claustrophobicBut I lose my breath sometimesNow I can't even talk to yaNow your lawyers talk to mineCould you teach me to be ruthless?Could I be unfailing too?Maybe someday when I'm olderI'll be better off like youI'm better off a stick,I'm better off a stoneI'm better off a jerk,I'm better off aloneI'm better not feeling stressed or feeling blissI won't feel much,at least I won't be feeling this I'm screwedI'm screwed Hey, what can you do?I'm a touchy-feely foolI would give anything to not give a sh** about youLife is pretty cruelBut it's actually really fool I would give anything to not give a shhBut I do,I do,I do I would give anything to not give a shhBut someday won't this be funny Well,I want it funny nowI wanna feel that nowSorry if I can't see howSomeday Someday