I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
I knew i would not need my YouPorn tonight
We go to her place and we fool around
We throw all our clothes... to the ground.

We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so extra tight
I hear her cry, and I see her frown
I look at the condom, it is all brown

Chorus: Last Night. oooo I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry, oooo from the bottom of my soul ....
Cause i stuck it in the wrong hole!!!

Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
It's a common accident during, doggy style

It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where i put my wood
I want to make things better want to make things alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night (I'd rather if she didn't)

Chorus: Last Night. Oooo I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry, oooo from the bottom of my soul...

Bridge: I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess thats why GOD made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some Advil, your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the Special Olympics
If this was Alabama we would be on trial,
Thats how my mom took my temperature when i was a child

Verse: I've got a confession,
and I think you mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
I don't know baby, I'm no Sodomite
Can't we just try it again tonight... Alright!!!

Chorus: Every night oooo I stick it in the wrong hole
It's so much fun, oooo
And we don't need no birth control
When we stick it in the wrong hole.
I stuck it in your ass