Good morning, Mr. Fisherman.Good morning to you.Have you a lobster you can sell to me?Singing, roll, tiddly, ho.S*** bus.Never let your b**** dangle in the dust.Yes, sir, yes, sir.I have two.The biggest of the bastards I will sell to you.Singing, roll, tiddly, ho.S*** bus.Never let your b**** dangle in the dust.So I took the lobster home.I couldn't find a dish.I put it in the place where the missus has it.So, f***ing roll, tiddly, ho.S*** bus.Never let your b**** dangle in the dust.Early in the morning, as you all know,the missus got up to yelping toe and toe.Singing, roll, tiddly, ho.S*** bus.Never let your b**** dangle in the dust.First I heard a yell, then I heard a grunt.And out come the missus with a little friend.Singing, roll, tiddly, ho.S*** bus.Never let your b**** dangle in the dust.The missus grabbed the brush.And I grabbed the bus.And we chased the * round and round the room.Singing, roll, tiddly, ho.S*** bus.Never let your b**** dangle in the dust.We hit it on the head.And we hit it on the side.And we hit the * till the bus had died.And roll, tiddly, ho.S*** bus.Never let your b**** dangle in the dust.The story has a moral.The moral is this.Always have a shifty before you have a f***ing roll, tiddly, ho.S*** bus.Never let your b**** dangle in the dust.No, this is the end.There ain't no more.As Apple up my a**hole, you can have the call.Singing, roll, tiddly, ho.S*** bus.Never let your b**** dangle in the dust.
