He's got 17 coon dogs out in the pen 10, 11 point bucks hanging in his ten If he ain't hunting, he's a-watching a show Teaches things about hunting that he don't And if I was a begging woman, I'd lay my money down I'd bet he spends more time in the woods than he spends in this house I got myself a problem, I can't figure no way out It's like I'm married to a shotgun carrying tobacco chewing no good blue tick hand Well, I'm sick of squirrel gravy and I'm sick of coon stew Vince Poshock call his chicken wire too If he ain't hunting, he's out at the lake sucking on a long neck, changing his bait And if I was a begging woman, I'd lay my money down I'd bet he spends more time in the woods than he spends in this house I got myself a problem, I can't figure no way out It's like I'm married to a shotgun carrying tobacco chewing no good blue tick hand Go Wolf! He may as well be invisible in his real tree overalls I can barely see him through the tree stands, even underwear and turkey calls Lord help me with this problem, I can't figure no way out It's like I'm married to a shotgun carrying tobacco chewing no good blue tick hand