Well,
there once was a cat who was in love with a rat,
and the rat was in love with the cat.
And the folks in town seen him trucking around,
they said, what do you make of that?
Because everybody knows cats don't love rats,
and rats don't lean toward cats.
So there's something queer going on in here.
Now what are we going to do about that?
Well,
somebody said,
well,
we could set us a trap
and catch that presumptuous rat.
Somebody said, hey, we could call up a vet
and come and gas that cat.
Somebody said, hey, there's a sweeter way
to end all the trouble than that.
We could dig up a cute little mouse for the
rat and some pretty little pussy for the cat.
Well,
so they argued and argued,
they talked and discussed,
and they had many a chat and spat.
But all they agreed was that it was wrong for a cat to love a rat.
One day,
the rat was sitting with the cat when the cat says to the rat,
hey,
everybody's mad that we're so glad.
And my friends all tell me, scat.
They got me crazy thinking it's wrong,
and I can't take much more of that.
I'm a cat, screamed the cat.
And with that, he gobbled up the rat.
And everybody says he yielded the pressure.
And that, my friends, is that.