Have you heard the new coffin for Arthur Scargill?
It goes down to the shoulders. It's for people that's dead from the neck up like that.
Are you a miner?
I was, yes.
No, I'm over 18.
I was down in the mine before you were born.
Are you a miner though?
Not exactly, no.
But you sympathise with their cause?
I support them.
No, you shouldn't be.
I was in the mine at 16 and only £3 a week.
You're a bevin' boy.
I think there's another way round this dispute.
I don't think it's through Arthur Scargill.
I think Arthur Scargill's an evil man.
He is.
He is.
He's only a spokesman.
And all he's tryin' to do is to overthrow this government.
Oh yeah.
Hitler tried to do it.
He's usin' the miners.
Hitler tried to do it in 1939.
If Hitler can't do it, Scargill won't.
Hitler's already done it, old mate.
That's right.
Hitler did it in 1930.
All Scargill's doin', he's just usin' the miners.
Margaret Thatcher.
Margaret Thatcher.
Nothing to do with it.
Hitler is Margaret Thatcher without a moustache.
That's all Hitler is.
Ah, whatever.
You tell Arthur Scargill for me personally.
What's that?
Go and take a runnin' job at the country.
Plus he's a communist.
He is a Red.
He has a holiday in Russia every year.
Russians pay him then?
Well, I mean, are you surprised?
Excuse me sir, are you employed?
Yes.
You're employed?
I am self-employed and I employ twelve people.
Oh, you're lucky then.
Do you think Arthur Scargill is worried about his miners?
He travels round in a limousine from conference to conference.
He doesn't rely on the social security.
What do you expect him to do?
Run around in a bicycle?
Religion.
Religion.
Arthur Scargill is a first-class ***.
He comes out of a pub and they're all dressed up.
You've got to aim well.
You've got to aim well.