Have you heard of the new coffin for Arthur Scargill?
It goes down to the shoulders. It's for people that's dead from the neck up like that.
Are you a miner?
I was, yes. I was down in mining before you were born.
Are you a miner though?
Not exactly, no.
But you sympathise with their cause?
I support them now.
No, you shouldn't be.
I was in the mine at 16 and only three pounds a week.
You're a bevin' boy.
I think there's another way round this dispute.
I don't think it's through Arthur Scargill.
I think Arthur Scargill's an evil man.
He is.
He is.
He's only a spokesman.
And all he's trying to do is to overthrow this government.
Oh yeah.
Hitler tried to do it in 1939. If Hitler can't do it, Scargill won't.
Hitler's already done it, old mate.
That's right.
Hitler did it in 1939.
All Scargill's doin' is just using this.
Hitler is Margaret Thatcher without a moustache. That's all Hitler is.
Do tell Arthur Scargill for me personally.
What's that?
He's the second runnin' job in the country.
Plus he's a communist.
He is a Red.
He's already in Russia every year.
Russians pay him then?
Well, I mean, are you surprised?
Excuse me sir, are you employed?
Yes.
You're employed, yeah?
I am self-employed and I employ 12 people.
Oh, you're lucky then.
Do you think Arthur Scargill is worried about his miners?
He travels round in a limousine from conference to conference.
He doesn't rely on the social security.
What do you expect him to run around in a bicycle?
Religion.
Arthur Scargill is a first-class ***.
He's a first-class *** in a pub.
You come out of a pub and they're all disgusting.
You gotta aim well.