I met my wife in Alabama
And she's so very nice to me
She's intelligent and pretty with a good sense of humor
Her teenage years were awful cause she is a late bloomer
She's got a job at the local library
Cause it's terribly important that one of
us has got a steady income
I'm a *,
straight from the work
Sometimes
we go out in the evening
Exotic food goes down the street
We have to hurry up to list the play would be a shame
We don't like Alan Eggbourne but that French guy works his name
And in the morning I always got a headache
So it's terribly important that one of us
has got a steady income
I'm a *,
straight from the work Completely comatose
I'm so listless My life will decompose
The other night I went to a party I met this girl,
she was alright
We had a lot to drink,
we danced and later on we kissed
And in a flash I saw the opportunities I missed
You see I'm faithful to my wife
Cause it's terribly important that one of us has got a steady income
I'm a *,
straight from the work Completely comatose
I'm so listless My life will decompose
I'm a *,
straight from the work Completely comatose
I'm so listless My life will decompose
I'm a *,
straight from the work Completely comatose
I'm so listless My life will decompose