I met my wife in Alabama
And she's so very nice to me
She's intelligent and pretty with a good sense of humor
Her teenagers were awful cause she is a late loomer
She's got a job at the local library
Cause it's terribly important that one of
us has got a steady income I'm a *,
straight from the window
Completely comatose When she lives with me
My life will be so helpless
Sometimes we go out in the evening
Exotic food goes down the street
We have to hurry up to miss the play would be a shame
We don't like Alan Eggbourne but that French guy what's his name?
And in the morning I always got a headache
So it's terribly important that one of us
has got a steady income I'm a *,
straight from the window
Completely comatose When she lives with me
My life will be so helpless
The other night I went to a party
I met this girl, she was alright
We had a lot to drink,
we danced and later on we kissed
And in a flash I saw the opportunities I missed
You see I'm thankful to my wife
Cause it's terribly important that one of us has got a steady income
I'm a *,
straight from the window Completely comatose
When she lives with me My life will be so helpless
I'm a *,
straight from the window Completely comatose
I'm a *,
straight from the window My life will be comatose
I'm a *,
straight from the window Completely comatose
I'm a *,
straight from the window My life will be comatose