Fun matters to you and me, but it can touch you like home Dogs, balcony news, that breed Knows where they went last night Knows that masters do I'll be the only type Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes Stay, don't give me that same old act I can call him Sherlock Holmes Hey, watch a biography And pictures of you in rings Start to looking great I'll be the only type Spend the night with Sherlock Holmes I'ma die like Sherlock Holmes Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes Do you want to have fun? Do you want a good time? Do you want me to laugh? Do you want me to cry? Do you want me to dance? Do you want me to sing? Do you want me to joke? Should I be more like you? Oh yeah, I can dance like Sherlock Holmes I can sing like Sherlock Holmes But I can't be Sherlock Holmes Oh yeah, I can dance like Sherlock Holmes I can sing like Sherlock Holmes But I can't be Sherlock Holmes *