Fun matters to you and me, but it can touch you like holes Dogs, balcony news that breed, knows where they went last night Knows that masters do, I'll be the only type Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes Ow, ow, ow Stay, don't give me that same old act I can go and Sherlock Holmes Hey, watch a biography Pictures of you in rings Slides in looking great I'll be the only type Spend the night with Sherlock Holmes I'ma die like Sherlock Holmes Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes Ow, ow, ow Do you want to have fun? Do you want a good time? Do you want me to laugh? Do you want me to cry? Do you want me to dance? Do you want me to sing? Do you want me to joke? Should I be more like him? Oh yeah, I can dance like Sherlock Holmes I can sing like Sherlock Holmes But I can't be Sherlock Holmes Ow, ow, ow Yeah, I can dance like Sherlock Holmes I can sing like Sherlock Holmes But I can't be Sherlock Holmes Ow, ow, ow