I ain't going to lie, I did a lot of * when I was in college.
Ain't nothing to be ashamed of.
I did a lot of *.
I * so much, it was a shame, god damn it.
Because you got so many women from all across the world.
It's a shame.
You know it's bad when your dick got more passport stamps than you.
That's how bad it got.
Got real bad.
*, I did not discriminate.
And is it me, or white women get way too comfortable when they start * black men?
That's something I learned.
I learned that.
Like one white woman I was * had this kink.
This is real weird kink.
She said that when you're * me, and we start talking dirty to each other,
don't say my name, but instead call me Sade.
Sade.

Sade.
The African jazz singer from the 80s.
She wanted me to call her that.
And I know they're going to say what y'all going to say,
but I had to get the pussy.
I'm sorry, I had to get the pussy.
I had to.
I had to.
And I was conflicted, because I was like, is this sexual blackface or some * like that?
I was.
But like I said, I had to go through with it, because then I started thinking.
I really started thinking.
If I get some good racist pussy, wouldn't that be the sweetest taboo?
Some Sade fans out there still.
Sade.
But yeah, man, a lot of *, a whole lot of *.
Breakups, relationships are tough.
Anybody been in a relationship?
Anybody in a relationship right now?
How long?
We got any people make it over a year?
Anybody make some noise you made it over a year?
Beautiful, beautiful.
It's * beautiful, man.
I had a recent breakup.
It's tough.
It's tough.
This was like one of my first breakups in my adulthood with a black woman.
All right?
And I'll tell you this.
It's nothing like being with a black woman.
Therefore, it's nothing like losing a black woman, because nobody understands you like
your own, you know, your queen and *.
And it was tough, man.
I turned into a goddamn incel.
I couldn't * with.
I couldn't * with nobody.
God damn, that * had me down.
It was so bad that if Angela Bassett hit me up, I would have been like, hey, man, I'm
a pass and *.
She could have been like.
Come get this Golden Globe, pussy.
I had to be like, no, I'll wait till you get the Oscar.
I'm sorry.
I'll wait.
I'll * wait.
Speaking of the Oscars, I know a lot of motherfuckers was wondering what I was going to say about
it.
The Chris Rock and Will Smith *.
I know y'all had y'all opinions about that.
I got my opinions, too.
All right?
I got.
We're going to talk about it.
We're going to * talk about it.
First of all, any old school Brooklyn folks in the house?
Anybody here from old school Brooklyn?
Back in the day, 80s and *?
Make some noise.
* all y'all.
All right?
Y'all went out sad that night.
All right?
It was too much Brooklyn in the house for that * to go down.
All right?
Too * much.
First of all, you had Spike Lee, Jay-Z, Rosie Perez, and nobody helped out poor little Chris.
* y'all.
All right?
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I said y'all part of Brooklyn was do or die.
* that *.
Yeah, man.
Let me down.
I was mad.
I'm telling you.
I was really * off.
I was really * off.
I was so * off, man.
I was like, man, why Rosie Perez ain't do nothing?
All right?
Rosie, you could have took one for the team.
You could have headbutted Jada through a shoe or something.
God damn it.
It ain't like you would have * been invited to the Oscars again.
So a band wouldn't have hurt you no kind of way.
All right?
A band would not have hurt.
I was mad.
I'm telling you.
I was so mad.
I haven't watched a Spike Lee movie since.
I haven't.
Boycott Sal's?
No, motherfucker.
Boycott Spike's.
That's what the * we boycotting.
I was * off.
And the one that hurt me the deepest, my favorite rapper Jay-Z.
He went out sad.
Mr. Drug Diller.
Mr. Marcy Projects.
Ain't go up there and * swing, throw a fist, nothing.
I was so mad.
I tell you, I was so mad.
I went home.
And I watched that Salon.
I watched that Salon's video until I felt better.
That * got 200,000 extra views that night because of me, god damn it.
That was me.