That was the most politically correct * I've ever read you know the only thing more politically correct than that is that sign that you
See all over the city now and all over no matter where you go if you see something say something
Boy, I sleep like a lamb knowing Isis will be scared shitless from that, huh a
Couple Arabs are setting up a bomb in Times Square. Oh, oh, oh man. What's the matter the sign if they see something?
They're going to tell on us. We better get the * away
We can't do this today
If you see something is that not the most insulting politically correct horse *
You have ever heard only in 2016 in America would we even think that's going to * help a little bit
If you see something say something
You know what they really want to say if you see a greasy looking Arab buying a pressure cooker hit him in the head
with a rock
But they can't fit that on a bumper sticker or a hat so
That makes me angry that's stupid slow. I call 3-1-1 in New York City
I bust their balls about the slogan about how general and stupid
3-1-1. What's your emergency? Yeah? I just saw something. I'd like to say something
What did you say sir? I saw a butterfly land that a guy's had a couple years ago
It's hardly an emergency, so you didn't say anything about a
Emergency it's * didn't say that no sign you made up the stupid slogan on me bitch. What are you? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Call back five minutes later 3-1-1. What's your emergency? I just saw something. I'd like to say something again
What did you say sir? I saw a young fella putting way too much relish on a hot dog
It's hardly an emergency bullshit this guy's a fat * you know much sodium is in a package of relish
I googled it guys get bigger tits in you get down here and help him. God damn it. I'd admit hello. Hello. Hello
I'm trying to help you bitch. Hello
Then I wait a couple days. I don't want to get busted and
3-1-1. What's your emergency? I'd like to say something because I just saw something I reverse it that the way
They don't know what's me this time
What did you say sir? I saw a traffic cop look just like Fred Gwynn from the monsters
It's a true story
I really did. I almost hit a car in front of me looking at them
I actually did see something once about a year half ago Times Square
and I did say something because I wanted to be labeled a bigot the rest of my life and uh
I see four guys four Muslims 48th and 9th like 1 3rd in the afternoon
They have the back of a minivan open. They're pulling a box out. It says pressure cooker on the * box
Now I know you're liberal faggots wouldn't make the phone call because you might be prejudging somebody God is that racist, huh?
Oh boy, we'd rather watch innocent people blow up than be called a racist, right?
I was on the phone toot-sweet
3-1-1. What's your emergency? I go I see four Muslims at like 48th and 9th. I think it is
And I knew they were Muslims because it's 11 degrees. They have sandals on you know a little * like that
And I go they're taking a box. They got here from Yemen about six minutes ago. I'd say * they
Sheep's blood on their clothing and *
Sheep's or Jew blood. I wasn't sure what it was, but
I go they're taking a box out. It says pressure cooker. The lady goes to me. Do you think it's an explosive device, sir?
I go I don't know it's for Muslims. I doubt they're making pulled pork in that * thing tonight
I
Don't know what's the recipe for Yankee pot roast? Does it involve dynamite and an alarm clock and gravy? What is it?