Rolled up
Rolled up again
Rolled up
Right in front of my friends
I was rockin' like a star
Closed down all the bars
And now I'm sitting in this holding cell

Sad, but true
I need you
Come get me out of jail
Please, please
You're my only friend
That I know
Who's got something to lend
To post my bail

Cheese sandwich, orange juice
I've even had to fight to keep my shoes
I don't got no fund or credit cards to use
And it's late at night and this calling card is gonna have to do

Sad, but true
I need you
Come get me out of jail
Please, please
You're my only friend
That I know
Who's got something to lend
To post my bail

Have you ever had a problem and been out of control?
That good boy just bashed his head against the wall
You ever had a problem and been out of control?
Get lacerated and the cell smells like beer
Try to wake someone up and get the hell outta here
The last thing I remember I heard last call
My body is controlled by alcohol

Aleta is my angel out there floating on the sea
Bail bondsman wants that boat so bad she don't need no I'd
Jerry is down to bail you out
You better not mess around, no no
I got caught with 10 pounds

Sad, but true
I need you
Come get me out of jail
Please, please
You're my only friend
That I know
Who's got something to lend
To post my bail

Rolled up
Rolled up again
Rolled up
Right in front of my friends
Rolled up