We're a violent society and it's just,
it's all coming apart at the seams, isn't it, folks?
It really is.
The NFL, you ever watch the NFL draft?
I'm watching it this year.
I'm watching the draft and they go like this in April,
the NFL draft, they go, this is Eric Smith,
he's a nose tackle out of the University of Texas,
6'3", 285 pounds, he runs a 4'6", 40,
bench presses, 580 pounds.
But he killed his girlfriend with a butter dish
two weeks ago, so he's gonna drop two notches
in the second round.
That * is still going on, even after Ray Rice.
How about the kicker for the * Giants?
That's your worst nightmare.
If you're a woman, you're married to a * batterer
and he's a kicker, a professional kicker.
* wake up, he's getting your head on a tee,
he's going like this.
So I'm like, why did Ray Rice,
why'd they come down on him so hard?
She was getting a little lippy, I watched it like 50 times.
I'm * kidding, relax feminist whores, anyway.
Is Ray Rice the only guy that doesn't know
there's cameras in an elevator?
Is he the only guy that doesn't know
there's cameras in a * elevator?
If I learned anything from that incident,
if I'm gonna punch my wife in the face,
I'm taking the escalator that night.
Never hit my * wife.
But yeah, Ray Rice, what a * dope,
you know what I think?
I think he * up when he tried to drag her out of there by her ankles.
Like he just caught a bluefin tuna on the docks of Montauk.
Did he think nobody was gonna recognize him?
The * y'all looking at? Bitch is exhausted.
The * was he thinking?
All he had to do was prop her up next to the nickel slots and put a hat and sunglasses on on a weekend at Bernie's.
Every few minutes she'd go like this with her arm.
Holy *, three sevens, Janae. How ironic.
They deserve each other.
And of course the feminists have to get involved.
A man should never, ever put his hands on a woman. Ever.
Really? Never? I got a broad coming at me that looks like Precious with a broken Heineken ball in her hand.
I'm not gonna try to drop her like a used rubber. Sure I am.
You woman fought hard for that * freedom. Enjoy it.
I'm kidding.
* Ray Rice.
You know he's a thug cause he asked her to marry him like three weeks after that incident.
Like she's ever gonna say no to any of his requests ever again.
Janae, will you marry me?
Oh sure, we're a match made in heaven, Ray.
Here comes the bride. No feeling in her left side.
Hey Ray, is there gonna be rehab equipment at the hotel? I can't feel my ass and feet.