Operator, operator, I'm so glad that you rang my phoneOperator, operator, I'm so glad that you found me homeI can hear my long gone lover, I waited such a long, long timeSo please operator, put him on the line, put him on the lineI want him on the line, I want to talk to that long, long, long, long manOperator, operator, there is that in my headDid it say that his love was true?Did it say that his love was true?Did it say that his love was mine?Did he say he was coming home?Did he say where he has been?I can't hear a word he's sayingIf you keep butting in, you keep butting in, you keep butting inI want to know if he's coming home againI shouldn't take this much timeTo clear my life, to ease my mindOh, operator, please get straightIt's unfair to make me wait any longerMy curiosity is strongerDon't you know that it's wrong?Oh, so wrongOperator, operator, this is very strangeWhat is the whole of me?Doesn't he have a change?Oh, please operator, if you don't have another chanceReverse the charge, pleaseReverse the charge, pleaseI want him on the lineI want to talk to that long gone lover of mineI want to talk to that long gone lover of mineI want to talk to that long gone lover of mine