{Ladies and gentlemen of the GED class of 1999

I have one piece of advice for you

No matter what a stripper tells you

There's no *** in the champagne room

None} {Oh there's champagne in the champagne room

But you don't want champagne, you want ***

And there's no ***

In the champagne room} Don't go to parties with metal detectors

Sure it feels safe inside, but what about

All those niggaz waitin' outside with guns?

They know you ain't got one If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12

If she tells you she's 26, and looks 26, she's damn near 40

Take off that silly-ass hat

The O.D.B. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes

Coolio did some of that *** Young black men, if you go to a movie theater

And someone steps on your foot, let it slide

Why spend the next twenty years in jail

'Cause someone smudged your Puma?

Cornbread, ain't nuttin' wrong with that No matter what you think of what I'm sayin'

Remember this one thing

There is no ***

In the champagne room No *** in the champagne room

No *** in the champagne room

No *** in the champagne room

No *** in the champagne room

No *** in the champagne room

No *** in the champagne room

Absolutely, positively, no *** in the champagne room If a homeless person, has a funny sign

He hasn't been homeless that long

A real homeless person

Is too hungry, to be funny If a girl has a pierced tongue

She'll probably suck your dick

If a guy has a pierced tongue

He'll probably suck your dick Here's a horoscope for everyone

Aquarius, you're gonna die

Capricorn, you're gonna die

Gemini, you're gonna die twice

Leo, you're gonna die

Scorpio, you're gonna die ***

Ohh yeah

No one goes to hooters for wings

No no no If you've been dating a man for four months

And you haven't met any of his friends

You are not his girlfriend Some of the things I've said may not apply to you

Some of the things I've said may offend you

But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing No matter what a stripper says

There's no *** in the champagne room

None No *** in the champagne room

Said no *** in the champagne room

No *** in the champagne room

No no *** in the champagne room

No *** in the champagne room

Can't get none

Can't have none

In the champagne room

Said there's absolutely, positively

No *** in the champagne room Said no, no

Said no

Said Chris said.

There ain't no ***

In the champagne room

No no no

Can't get none

Can't have none