In a pub about 7.30
Mother makes sure that his face ain't dirty
Him and mother go everywhere
Holds her hand with a hat of care
Lived with mother for 40 years
The neighbourhood said that he must be queer
And normal folk are just ain't like that
Glad he can't be behind his back
When mother dies he'll have a cry
Cos he'll be on his own
He's bright and stiff when it comes to this
But he's a loser to the heavenly young
In a pub about 7.30
Mother makes sure
That his face ain't dirty
Him and mother go everywhere
Holds her hand with a hat of care
Lived with mother for 40 years
The neighbourhood said that he must be queer
And normal folk are just ain't like that
Glad he can't be behind his back
When mother dies he'll have a cry
Cos he'll be on his own
He's bright and stiff when it comes to this
But he's a loser to the heavenly young
Once went out with a London girl
Dirty weekend in a hotel
Broke it off when she got shirty
She was 12 and he was 30
Right after that he was dead sore
He wouldn't go out with girls no more
Then she got shirty and he was 30
From that day since he never has
He wants to do something dirty