I went riding on my bikeHe went riding on his bikeWith spanner, pump back and front lineWith spanner, pump back and front lineThat's all I need to ride inThat's all he needs to ride inA marathon I'm enteringA marathon he's enteringI'm racing for a charitySponsors come running to meI've learned to cut that yellow lineAnd park my bike there any timeNo minute, money for the meet and thenThe road tax up to pay todayThe petrol pump's been blown sky highMy MOT's now at FalkroyI've got to do things just last weekBut you're not silly believing meWe sold our car to skip the fineTen pound I found, I didn't findOh no, you don't call Murray'sI've had my fill of petrol fumesAttached myself to big balloonsAnd pumped them full of precious airThe traffic jams look with deceitBam!Bam!.I've learned to ride your yellow lineAnd park my bike there any timeNo minute, money for the meet and thenThe road tax up to pay todayI've been riding treetop highMy insurance is by the byBuh!Buh!Buh!Buh!Buh!Buh!Buh!Buh!Buh!Buh!Buh!Buh!Buh!Thank you.Thank you.Thank you.Thank you.Thank you.