Mr. Universe,
can you help me please?
I'm only seven stone two
When I'm on the beach,
the girls stay out of reach They all want someone like you
You gotta help me now,
please,
Mr. Universe Don't tell me that I'm just a hopeless case
Don't let me down now,
please,
Mr. Universe I'm sick of getting sand shown in my face
Mr. Universe,
you know I'm scared for words I need your seven-day flat
I'm fatter every day before I waste away Make me a muscle-bound man
Why is she a seven-stone weakling?
You too can have a butt like mine
You gotta help me now,
please,
Mr. Universe Don't tell me that I'm just a hopeless case
Don't let me down now,
please,
Mr. Universe I'm sick of getting sand shown in my face
Now can you send me the muscles,
please?