Mr. Universe, can you help me please?
I'm only seven stone two
When I'm on the beach,
the girls stay out of reach
They all want someone like me
You gotta help me out, please, Mr. Universe
Don't tell me that I'm just a hopeless game
Don't let me down now, please, Mr. Universe
I'm sick of getting sand shown in my face
Mr. Universe,
you know I'm scared The words I needed to seven day flat
I'm thinner every day before I waste away Make me a muscle gone mad
You gotta help me out,
please,
Mr. Universe Don't tell me that I'm just a hopeless game
Why are seven stone weaklings?
You two can have a body like mine
You gotta help me out,
please,
Mr. Universe Don't tell me that I'm just a hopeless game
Don't let me down now,
please,
Mr. Universe I'm sick of getting sand shown in my face
Now can you send me the muscles,
please?