Now you get everything under control
And you're the fanciest officer of all
And you look perfectly remarkable
With your big head and your fake leather coat
And your heart of concrete
And you know just how to make all those people wait
But Mr. Border Policeman
Do you really need to look in my bag?
Cause I got all my favorite underwear prepared
Just for you
And if you don't believe in my innocence
Go on and take a deep breath
And you will find all your precious memories
Erased
By the smell of death
So Mr. Border Policeman
Do you really want to look in my bag?
I will be on your mind
Forever and ever
And ever
And ever
Do you really want that?
I know you're standing here all day long
Waving your stamp in your uniform
Knowing what's best for everyone
But hey,
I know what's best for you
You better wave me through and I'll run
Close your eyes and it's done
I'm not gonna tell anyone
I'm Mr. Border Policeman
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Mr. Border Policeman
Do you really want to look in my bag?
Cause I got all my favorite underwear prepared
Just for you
And if you don't believe in my innocence
Go on and take a deep breath
And you will find all your precious memories
Erased
By the smell of death
So Mr. Border Policeman
Do you really want to look in my bag?
I will be on your mind
Forever and ever
And ever
And ever
And ever
And ever
Forever and ever
Forever and ever
Forever and ever
Forever and ever











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