I might be movin' to Montana soon

Just to raise me up a crop of

Dental Floss Raisin' it up

Waxen it down

In a little white box

I can sell uptown By myself I wouldn't

Have no boss,

But I'd be raisin' my lonely

Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely

Dental Floss Well I just might grow me some bees

But I'd leave the sweet stuff

For somebody else...but then, on the other hand I'd Keep the wax

N' melt it down

Pluck some Floss

N' swish it aroun' I'd have me a crop

An' it'd be on top (that's why I'M movin' to Montana) Movin' to Montana soon

Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am)

Movin' to Montana soon

Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune I'm pluckin' the ol'

Dennil Floss

That's growin' on the prairie

Pluckin' the floss!

I plucked all day an' all nite an' all

Afternoon... I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss

(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)

He's a good hoss

Even though

He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or

Blanket on anyway

He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or

Blanket on anyway

Any way I'm pluckin' the ol'

Dennil Floss

Even if you think it is a little silly, folks

I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I'm gonna find me a horse

Just about this big

An' ride him all along the border line With a

Pair of heavy-duty

Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand

Every other wrangler would say

I was mighty grand By myself I wouldn't

Have no boss

But I'd be raisin' my lonely

Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely

Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely

Dental Floss Well I might

Ride along the border

With my tweezers gleamin'

In the moon-lighty night And then I'd

Get a cuppa cawfee

N' give my foot a push...

Just me 'n the pymgy pony

Over the Dennil Floss Bush N' then I might just

Jumb back on

An' ride

Like a cowboy

Into the dawn to Montana Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon