as we join calvin and his good friend hey boy in a plush san francisco hotelwe find hey boy stimulated and running down the street to greet his compadre of lust andperversion and pardon you've been drinking six packs for two weeks what you want pineapplechicken almond duck portobello slowly table corner barbecue pork sesame seed pork toyotaland cruiser car socket honda what you want got good memories hey i want some baby to hold mytooth and squeeze it after the show no hey boy you're creepy little fag eunuch you callhey boy homosexualjust reserve a room in this plush san francisco hotel for me and mysister a pageant commit incest you know it you little turd and if anybody asksif anybody asks where i am tell them thisas he reaches into his pocket to bring forth the card of lust danger romance andadventure