I
was lurking in the lab late one night,
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight,
For my monster from his slab began to rise,
And suddenly,
to my surprise,
He did the mash!
He did the monster mash!
The monster mash!
It was a graveyard smash!
He did the mash!
It caught on in a flash!
He did the mash!
He did the monster mash!
From my laboratory in the castle east,
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast,
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes,
To get a jolt from my electrode!
They did the mash!
They did the monster mash!
The monster mash!
It was a graveyard smash!
They did the mash!
It caught on in a flash!
They did the mash!
They did the monster mash!
The zombies were having fun,
The party had just begun,
The guests included Wolfman,
Dracula and his son.
The scene was rocking,
all were digging the sounds,
Igor on chains backed by his baying hounds,
The coffin baggers were about to arrive,
With their vocal group,
the Crypt Kicker Five.
They did the mash!
They did the monster mash! The monster mash!
It was a graveyard smash!
They did the mash!
It caught on in a flash! They did the mash!
They did the monster mash!
Out from his coffin, Rack's voice did ring,
Seemed he was troubled by just one thing,
Opened the lid and shook his fist and said,
Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?
It's now the mash!
It's now the monster mash! The monster mash!
And it's a graveyard smash! It's now the mash!
It's now the mash!
It's caught on in a flash!
It's now the mash!
It's now the monster mash!
Now everything's cool,
Rack's a part of the band,
And my monster mash is the hit of the land!
For youth living,
this mash was meant to,
When you get to my door, tell them Boris said,
Then you can mash!
Then you can monster mash!
The monster mash!
And you my graveyard smash!
You'll catch on in a flash! Then you can mash!
Then you can monster mash!
Mash good!
Isn't he good?
You imp, that you should love me!
Mash good!
What?