I
was lurking in the lab the late one night,
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight,
For my monster from his slab began to rise,
And suddenly,
to my surprise,
He did the mat!
He did the monster mat!
The monster mat!
It was a graveyard smash! He did the mat!
It caught on in a flash! He did the mat!
He did the monster mat!
From my laboratory in the castle east,
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast,
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes,
To get a jolt from my electrodes.
They did the mat!
They did the monster mat! The monster mat!
It was a graveyard smash! He did the mat!
It caught on in a flash! He did the mat!
They did the monster mat!
The zombies were having fun,
The party had just begun,
The guests included Wolfgang,
Dracula and his son.
The scene was rocking,
all were digging the sounds,
Igor on chains backed by his baying hounds,
The coffin bangers were about to arrive,
With their vocal group,
the Crypt Kicker Five.
They did the mat!
They did the monster mat! The monster mat!
It was a graveyard smash!
He did the mat!
It caught on in a flash! He did the mat!
They did the monster mat!
Out from his coffin,
Rack's voice did ring,
Seemed he was troubled by just one thing,
Opened the lid and shook his fist and said,
Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?
It's now the mat! It's now the monster mat! The monster mat!
And it's a graveyard smash! It's now the mat!
It's caught on in a flash! It's now the mat!
It's now the monster mat!
Now everything's cool,
Rack's a part of the band,
And my monster mat is the hit of the land,
Were you the living this mat was meant to?
When you get to my door, tell them Boris said,
Then you can mat!
Then you can monster mat! The monster mat!
And you my graveyard smash! Then you can mat!
You'll catch on in a flash! Then you can mat!
Then you can monster mat!
Mat's cool!
It's a graveyard, you can catch on in a flash!
Mat's cool!
Monster mat!
Monster mat!
Monster mat!