I was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight.My monster from his slab began to rise, suddenly, to my surprise, he did the mess, he did themonster mess.It was a graveyard smash, he did the mess, it caught on in a flash, he did the mess,he did the monster mess.From my laboratory in the castle east, to the master bedroom where the vampires feast,the ghouls all came from their humble abodes, to catch a jolt from my electrodes, they didthe mess, they did the monster mess, the monster mess.It was a graveyard smash, he did the mess, it caught on in a flash, he did the mess,he did the monster mess.The zombies were having fun, the party had just begun, the guests included Wolfgang,Dracula and his son.The scene was rocking, all were digging the sound, Igor on chains backed by baying hounds,the coffin bangers were about to arrive, with their vocal group, the cryptkeeper vines.They did the mess, they did the monster mess, it was a graveyard smash, he did the mess,it caught on in a flash, they did the mess, they did the monster mess.Out from his coffin Drax's voice did ring, it seems he was troubled by just one thing,opened the lid and shook his fist and said, whatever happened to my Transvania twins?It's now the mess, it's now the monster mess, the monster mess, and it's a graveyard smash,it's now the mess, it caught on in a flash, it's now the mess, it's now the monster mess.Everything's cool, Drax's a part of the band, the monster mash is the heat of the land,for you the living this mash was meant to, when you get to my door tell them Boris sent in.You can monster mash, it's a graveyard smash, you catch on in a flash, you do the monster mash.Oh my school, easy Gore you impetuous young boy.Oh my school, how many times must I tell you, I don't know how to fix your bag.