When the moon arises in the western sky And the vampires are out on the sly
At times they have trouble finding next to bite
That's why I concocted my new delight My riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated
Polyunsaturated blood
It's riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated Polyunsaturated blood
Drac came to me one night at twelve And said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf
I exclaimed, don't fret, I'll give you a fix Of my newly regenerated mix
I gave him riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated Polyunsaturated blood
He gave him riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated Polyunsaturated blood
It gives you quick relief, you see From fang aches and corpuscle deficiency
And after consuming my laboratory brew It'll make a new vampire of you
It's got one oil added, only one calorie Polyunsaturated blood
Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch Now he's one of those who'd rather fight than switch
If you're biting more next, enjoying it less Try my new non-carbonated mix
My riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated Polyunsaturated blood
It's riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated Polyunsaturated blood
It helps promote perspiration odor
It's riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated Polyunsaturated blood
It puts bad breath in goons Why, our group had 21% fewer fangs
It's riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated Polyunsaturated blood
I got it, Polly, it makes a great Bloody Mary, too
Frank, you ought to try one of these things
It's riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated Polyunsaturated blood
It's riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated Polyunsaturated blood