My, my, my teacher came in class breathin' hard as could be
And then she made a pass at my homeboy D
I said, I said, she's movin' fast, she's lookin' at me
Miss Elaine She's a crazy lady, she may be insane
She always calls me 'Baby', but that's not my name
Hey, those kisses that she gave me, I just can't explain
Miss Elaine Miss Elaine, was her name
Miss Elaine, was her name She walked into the class with a aim for the day
Elaine had a game and I was willing to play
She said, "If I was down, she'd give me an A"
Miss Elaine Yo, my class is breakin' fool, she sent them all home
She kept me after school, yeah, me all alone
I follow all the rules, but I should have known
Miss Elaine Miss Elaine, was her name
Miss Elaine, was her name Try to go to school, keep my head on the books
My teacher's kinda cool, give the dirtiest looks
All my friends want a hook up, but nobody hooks
Miss Elaine Yo, I go for what I know and I get what I get
It's gettin' rather frantic, people say, I'm a pet
She's makin' me a winner and I'm glad that I met
Miss Elaine Miss Elaine, was her name
Miss Elaine, Miss Elaine Make it funky now