You only love me for my big sunglasses and my Tony Lomas And my Dodge Dark Classic You said I'll be Johnny and you'll be June And I'll ride with you to the moon But guess what? You can't ride in my little red wagon The front seat's broken and the axle's dragging You can't step to this backyard swagger You know it ain't my fault when I walk and dogs drop They're like, ooh, ah, ooh, ah, kick it Yeah, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da Oh, heaven help me, I've been Sowing wildflower seeds and chasing tumbleweeds But fast is who I be And you're just trying to slow this rolling stone But I'm onto you, babe So guess what? Uh-uh, you can't ride in my little red wagon The front seat's broken and the axle's dragging No, you can't step to this backyard swagger You know it ain't my fault when I walk and dogs drop They're like, ooh, ah, ooh, ah Ooh, you only love me for my big sunglasses And my Tony Lomas I live in Oklahoma and I've got long blonde hair And I play guitar and I go on the road And I do all the *** you wanna do And my dog does tricks And I ain't about drama, y'all I love my apron But I ain't your mama So guess what? Uh-uh, you can't ride in my little red wagon The front seat's broken and the axle's dragging No, you can't step to this backyard swagger You know it ain't my fault when I walk and dogs drop They're like, ooh, ah, ooh, ah Ooh, yeah, ah, ooh, ha