You only love me for my big sunglasses and my Tony LomasAnd my Dodge Dark ClassicYou said I'll be Johnny and you'll be JuneAnd I'll ride with you to the moonBut guess what?You can't ride in my little red wagonThe front seat's broken and the axle's draggingYou can't step to this backyard swaggerYou know it ain't my fault when I walk and dogs dropAnd I go, ooh, ah, ooh, ah, kick itOh, heaven help me, I've been sowing wildflower seedsAnd chasing tumbleweeds, but fast is who I beAnd you're just trying to slow this rolling stoneBut I'm onto you, babeSo guess what?Uh-uh, you can't ride in my little red wagonThe front seat's broken and the axle's draggingNo, you can't step to this backyard swaggerYou know it ain't my fault when I walk and dogs dropAnd I go, ooh, ah, ooh, ahOoh, you only love me for my big sunglassesAnd my Tony LomasI live in Oklahoma and I've got long blonde hairAnd I play guitar and I go on the roadAnd I do all the *** you wanna doAnd my dog does tricksAnd I ain't about drama, y'allI love my apronAnd I ain't your mama, so guess what?Uh-uh, you can't ride in my little red wagonThe front seat's broken and the axle's draggingNo, you can't step to this backyard swaggerYou know it ain't my fault when I walk and dogs dropAnd I go, ooh, ah, ooh, ahOoh, yeah, ah, ooh, ha