You only love me for my big sunglasses and my Tony Lomas
And my Dodge Dark Classic
You said I'll be Johnny and you'll be June
And I'll ride with you to the moon
But guess what?
You can't ride in my little red wagon
The front seat's broken and the axle's dragging
You can't step to this backyard swagger
You know it ain't my fault when I walk and dogs drop
And I go, ooh, ah, ooh, ah, kick it
Oh, heaven help me, I've been sowing wildflower seeds
And chasing tumbleweeds, but fast is who I be
And you're just trying to slow this rolling stone
But I'm onto you, babe
So guess what?
Uh-uh, you can't ride in my little red wagon
The front seat's broken and the axle's dragging
No, you can't step to this backyard swagger
You know it ain't my fault when I walk and dogs drop
And I go, ooh, ah, ooh, ah
Ooh, you only love me for my big sunglasses
And my Tony Lomas
I live in Oklahoma and I've got long blonde hair
And I play guitar and I go on the road
And I do all the *** you wanna do
And my dog does tricks
And I ain't about drama, y'all
I love my apron
And I ain't your mama, so guess what?
Uh-uh, you can't ride in my little red wagon
The front seat's broken and the axle's dragging
No, you can't step to this backyard swagger
You know it ain't my fault when I walk and dogs drop
And I go, ooh, ah, ooh, ah
Ooh, yeah, ah, ooh, ha