Daddy made me wear a purity ringWhen I was a result of a one-night playMade us join the choir and sing, sing, singAin't we just another family?Daddy came home and he cried and criedTold us our mommy had lied and liedGave us twenty minutes to choose which sideAin't we just another family?If it eats together, stays togetherWhat'd your family drink?With the popping of another corkYour tenure hearts will sinkYour law and parents into groundBoth their coffins clinkBuried together, rocked togetherJust another family winJust another family that's falling apartCrossing our fingers and crossing our heartsPushing daddy home in a minimart carAin't we just another family?Just another familyThat fell well shortVows and promises that came to naughtAnother romance that ends in courtAin't we a typical family?If it eats together, stays togetherWhat'd your family drink?With the popping of another corkYour tenure hearts will sinkYour law and parents into groundBoth their coffins clinkBuried together, rocked togetherJust another family linkTo all the children out thereThe ones who feel unseenLet me tell you somethingWe've been just where you've beenYou're hiding all the bottlesThe alcohol policeYou're knee-high to a grasshopperWe're trying to keep the peaceWe can't hold outIf it eats together, stays togetherWhat'd your family drink?If it eats together, stays togetherWith the popping of another corkTurn your hearts, they'll sink, you'll robustly sinkAnd both their coffins clinkBuried together, wrapped togetherJust another family link