It's the world gone crazy, the ladies are dancing along Side men all want to be front men, and the front men all want to go home Will the Johnny come late, Liz, or come in early, the early birds showing up late Straight men all want to be funny, the funny men all want to get straight The villains have turned into heroes, the heroes have turned into heroes The dealers all want to be lovers, and the lovers all want to make deals It's the world gone crazy, the ladies are dancing along Side men all want to be front men, and the front men all want to go home Well, the meek ain't inherited nothing, the leaders are falling behind So I'm singing my songs to the deaf men, dancing my dance to the blind It's the world gone crazy, the ladies are dancing along Side men all want to be front men, and the front men all want to go home It's the world gone crazy, the ladies are dancing along Side men all want to be front men, and the front men all want to go home