It's the world gone crazy, Cotillion, the ladies are dancin' along
The side men all wanna be front men, and the front men all wanna go home
Will the Johnny come late, Liz, or a-comin' in early?
The early birds showin' up late
The straight men all wanna be funny, the funny men all wanna get straight
The villains have turned into heroes, the heroes have turned into heroes
The dealers all wanna be lovers, and the lovers all wanna make deals
It's the world gone crazy, Cotillion, the ladies are dancin' along
The side men all wanna be front men, and the front men all wanna go home
Well, the meek ain't inherited nothin', the leaders are fallin' behind
So I'm singin' my songs to the deaf men, dancin' my dance to the blind
It's the world gone crazy, Cotillion, the ladies are dancin' along
The side men all wanna be front men, and the front men all wanna go home
It's the world gone crazy, Cotillion, the ladies are dancin' along
The side men all wanna be front men, and the front men all wanna go home