It's the world gone crazy, Cotillion, the ladies are dancin' alongThe side men all wanna be front men, and the front men all wanna go homeWill the Johnny come late, Liz, or a-comin' in early?The early birds showin' up lateThe straight men all wanna be funny, the funny men all wanna get straightThe villains have turned into heroes, the heroes have turned into heroesThe dealers all wanna be lovers, and the lovers all wanna make dealsIt's the world gone crazy, Cotillion, the ladies are dancin' alongThe side men all wanna be front men, and the front men all wanna go homeWell, the meek ain't inherited nothin', the leaders are fallin' behindSo I'm singin' my songs to the deaf men, dancin' my dance to the blindIt's the world gone crazy, Cotillion, the ladies are dancin' alongThe side men all wanna be front men, and the front men all wanna go homeIt's the world gone crazy, Cotillion, the ladies are dancin' alongThe side men all wanna be front men, and the front men all wanna go home