She used to call me baby
I thought she was such a lady
But my how things have changed
Since times moved on I give her my last dollar
And now all she'll do is holler
Oh, my life has become
A country song I've learned she can resist me
By the way she always disses me
And comes to bed at night
With that cold cream on Sometimes I might feel frisky
But these days it's just too risky It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long
All day long, it goes on and on If a tree fell in the forest
She didn't hear it, would I still be wrong?
I guess I should admit it
She ain't ever gonna quit it It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long Man, I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny
God, You oughtta see what's happened to her hiney
Her what? Her hiney
Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on
Small plane? I'm tellin' you I used to roll her in the the clover
But think God those days are over, Hallelujah! It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long
All day long, she knows on and on If some day they drop the big one
I'd say sweet Jesus, she's gonna finally leave me alone
It's alright if we say it
'Cause the radio won't play it It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long