She used to call me baby
I thought she was such a lady
But my things have changed since time's moved on
I'd give her my last dollar
But now all she'll do is holler
Oh, my life has become a country song
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I've learned she can't resist me
By the way she always disses me
And comes to bed at night
With that cold cream on
Sometimes I might feel frisky
But these days it's just too risky
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It's hard to kiss the lips at night
And chew your ass out all day long
All day long
It goes on and on
If a tree fell in the forest
She didn't hear it
Would I still be here?
I guess I should admit it
She ain't never gonna quit it
It's hard to kiss the lips at night
And chew your ass out all day long
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Man, I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny
God, you ought to see what's happened to her cranny
Her what?
Her cranny
Man, that thing is big enough to land a small plane on
Small plane?
I'm telling you
I used to roll her in the clover
Mmm, mmm
But I never did that again
Thank God those days are over
Hallelujah
It's hard to kiss the lips at night
And chew your ass out all day long
All day long
She gnaws on and on
If someday they drop
The big one
I'd say sweet Jesus
She's gonna finally leave me alone
It's alright if we say it
Cause the radio won't play it
It's hard to kiss the lips at night
And chew your ass out all day long
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It's hard to kiss the lips at night
And chew your ass out all day long
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