Word on the street says
Your second record's dead and
You're not doing very well

Can't say that I'm depressed
Still I could never guess
Just how good that makes me feel

I'm sinking to your level
I'm sinking low down
I'm sinking
I know I'm going to hell
But I'm...Yes, I'm...

I'm so happy you failed
I'm so happy you lost your mind
I'm so happy you failed
Your misery makes me smile

I know that I am setting myself up
For the same song to get sung right back to me

But I can't help it
You are such a selfish mother
Like no other that I've seen

I'm sinking to your level
I'm sinking low down
I'm sinking
I know I'm going to hell
'Cause I'm...Yes, I'm...

I'm so happy you failed
I'm so happy you lost your mind
I'm so happy you failed
Your misery makes me smile

Look, I know it's wrong
I feel bad I do
But it's not like I'm the only one

We're so happy you failed
Yeah, everybody's happy
Everyone's happy you failed
Do you know what I mean?
Do you hear them?
We're all so happy you failed
The whole world's happy
The whole world's happy you failed
Your misery makes me smile
The Brazilians are happy
The whole world's happy you failed
The Japanese are happy
Everyone's happy you failed
North America is very happy
The whole world's happy you failed
Of course the German's are happy
Everyone's happy you failed
The men from outer space are happy
The whole world's happy you failed
And I am definitely happy
Everyone's happy you failed